Monday, September 26, 2011

20 Things BF shouldn’t ever do to his GF...

1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously DON’T...
2. Overuse Sarcasm. It’s one thing to joke, it’s another to speak sarcasm as a second language.
3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn’t make us want u more, it just makes us angry.
4. Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.
5. Make promises they can’t keep. If u can’t follow through, don’t say it.
6. Say “I Love U” when they don’t mean it. If the girl u loved gained 300 pounds, would u still love her? That’s what I thought.
7. Lie. U will get caught. Don’t ever any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.
8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts u about something, she know the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with u, She will.
10. Talk about other girls. Don’t say they’re hot, pretty, or even nice. We don’t want to hear it.
11. Talk to her about their exes. If u’re saying nice stuff, we’ll assume u still like them. If u say shit,we’ ll assume u’ll do the same about us.
12. say shit behind her back. No matter how much u try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.
13. Be a dick to her in front of their friends. They might think its funny, but she will definitely not.
14. try to make it look like something was her fault to get urself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
15. Ask why she’s mad at u. Say u were wrong and apologise. Do not say u didn’t do anything wrong. If she’s mad, Uobviously did something.
16. Joke about wanting to break up. It won’t be taken as a joke, and u’ll be single before u can tell her u were kidding.
17. Tell her she overreacting. If u thought she was mad before, prepare to meet she-beast from hell.
18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls without ur gf. No matter how much she trusts u, she will be worried.
19. Make excuses. If u screwed up, don’t try to get out from it.
20. Talk to her when u’re mad. U will screw something up and end up regretting it.

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